Plans Schmlans
My exams will be over on the 21st and to celebrate/give myself some motivation/ something to look forward to while I study, I will plan…things!
And so, I concoct this semi-permanent list to make the most of my horrendously short break.
*FANFARE*
December 21 – approx. 7pm: Run out of the exam room; burn fiercely into ashes; be reborn; wash away academicitis; nap time
December 22 – Work; buy gifts; cry with gusto; smile tons; make cards; youtube?;nap time
December 23 – Wake up; work; head back to Toronto; family time; annoy dog; acclimate to high decibels; pass out; eat things; never sleep
December 24 – Bro time; establish elder sibling dominance; use force if necessary; family time; establish dominance; get beat down by mother; church; presents (because we are impatient); cry because I will only receive clothes; better than socks; eat things; never sleep
December 25 – Merry Christmas!; hopefully it snows; YES > suffocate in snow(balls); NO > make snow(balls); pelt bros with ice cubes; smile tons; Christmas christmas christmas christmas hang-over
December 26 – Wake up late; begin Lord of the Rings movie marathon; force brothers to watch with me; get through one movie; attempt to cook/bake something; force-feed siblings; force-feed dog; force-feed self; more LOTR; catch up on sketch posts; throw tiny dog in snow; laugh; guilt-trip; give treats; problem solved; CAT NAP; more LOTR; never sleep
December 27 – Attempt to cook more food; catch up on sketch posts; assemble friends?; clear out social cobwebs; eat feelings; cabin fever sets in
December 28 – Set up fort in basement; force family and/or pet to stay in fort; blast some Motown; FORT NAP; wake up; catch up on sketch posts; movies; second attempt to assemble friends; fail; back to FORT NAP
December 29 – Lazy; MUST GET OUT OF HOUSE; probably too cold; get lazy; sit on couch; unavoidable nap; annoy dog; get bored; blast some Disco; clean
December 30 – OH GOD THE BREAK IS ALMOST OVER; sit in front of computer and Tumblr till I collapse; play Till I Collapse; update outdated mp3 player
December 31 – OH GOD THE BREAK IS ALMOST OVER; IT’S 2012; realize I’m an adult; career/employment anxiety; catch up on sketch posts; Happy New Year; who needs fireworks; shooting spree
January 1 – Set bar high of doing nothing for the year 2012; close blinds; do nothing
January 2 – Go back to Hamilton; whoremoans (Hormones); check grades; die
January 3 – Salvage sanity; back to school
Hey, I’m excited. This is some quality planning.
